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I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
Smack that, all on the floor,
Smack that, give me some more,
Smack that, 'till you get sore
Smack that, oooh.
Smack that, all on the floor,
Smack that, give me some more,
Smack that, 'till you get sore,
Smack that, oooh.

Up front style. Ready to attack now.
Pull in the parking lot slow with the lack down.
Convicts got the whole thing packed down.
Step in the club. The wardrobe intact now.
I feel it. Go on and crack now.
Ooh, I see it. Don't let back now.
Im'a call her. Then I put the mack down.
Money? No problem. Pocket full of that now.

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
Smack that, all on the floor,
Smack that, give me some more,
Smack that, 'till you get sore
Smack that, oooh.
Smack that, all on the floor,
Smack that, give me some more,
Smack that, 'till you get sore,
Smack that, oooh.

Ooh! Looks like another club banger.
They better hang on.
When I throw this thang on.
Get a little drink on. They goin' flip.
For this Akon shit. You can bank on it.
Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws.
The way she climbs up and down them poles.
Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls.
Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers.
Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her.
Creeps up behind me and she's like, you're -
I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase.
No time to waste. Back to my place.
Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away.
Or more like a palace, shall I say.
And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game.
In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing!
(Akon!)

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
Smack that, all on the floor,
Smack that, give me some more,
Smack that, 'till you get sore
Smack that, oooh.
Smack that, all on the floor,
Smack that, give me some more,
Smack that, 'till you get sore,
Smack that, oooh

Eminem's rollin', D an' them rollin'.
Boo an' Oh Marvelous an' them rollin'.
Women just hoin'.
Big booty rollin'.
Soon I be all in them an' throwin D.
Hittin' no less than 3.
Block will style like wee, wee.
Girl, I can tell you want me, 'cause lately.

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
Smack that, all on the floor,
Smack that, give me some more,
Smack that, 'till you get sore
Smack that, oooh.
Smack that, all on the floor,
Smack that, give me some more,
Smack that, 'till you get sore,
Smack that, oooh.

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Perhaps, married to the cold war legacy MSN Hotmail and Rediffmail.com do not show Jammu and Kashmir as part of India thus questioning the very integrity of the country.    
 
IF YOU ARE a resident of Jammu and Kashmir, then Microsoft owned Hotmail.com does not recognise you as an Indian. Even our very Indian Rediffmail.com does the same although it considers Jammu as part of the country while Srinagar is missing from the list of cities.

Surprised! Just try to sign up for an account with Hotmail.com, and click on the box for the option of country, that is India. While you open this section all states of the country come up but Jammu and Kashmir, the crown of India does not exist in the category.

What can be the reason behind the absence of Jammu and Kashmir from this list?

Is it an inadvertent mistake or a sad reminder of the cold war legacy that MSN owned Hotmail.com does not recognise Jammu and Kashmir as part of India.

Startlingly the same happens when one registers for Rediffmail.com, but there is a catch, the name of Jammu crops up in the list of Indian cities in Rediff, while Kashmir or Srinagar remains to be absent from the list.

It may be worth mentioning that during the cold war, American institutions and companies used to refer Kashmir as a disputed territory in order to whiplash India.

The absence of Jammu and Kashmir from the list of states in the Hotmail account clearly sends this shocking message to millions of users worldwide that there is no state with this name in India.

The seriousness of the matter can be gauged from the fact that Hotmail is world's largest free Web-based e-mail service provider and is used in more than 220 countries and territories.

As MSN Hotmail is said to be having around 190 million active accounts, it means that a population as large as world's 5th largest country is being told, perhaps unintentionally that Jammu and Kashmir does not exist in India.

Similarly, Rediff.com, one of the most popular and most used mail platforms in the country and its failure to show Kashmir in the list of Indian cities can send very confusing signals to the people, particularly, the citizens of Jammu and Kashmir.

When Merinews spoke to some people about this fallacy they expressed deep anguish over the issue and demanded that Microsoft and Rediffmail and any other website doing the same should correct the situation at the earliest.

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1.  Longest English Word:
    Praetertranssubstantiatio nalistically has 37 letters.
   
   
2. Book Without Letter "e":
   GADFY, written by Earnest Wright in 1939 is a 50,000+ word book, which doesn't contain a single word with 'e' in it
   
   
3. Human Brain:
   Organ of body which has no sensation when cut.
   
   
4. Crocodile:
   Only animal & reptile which sheds tear while eating.
   
   
5. No of Alphabets, which SOUND AS WORDS:
   -B-> Bee
   -C-> Sea
   -I-> Eye
   -Q-> Queue
   -R-> Are
   -S-> Yes
   -T-> Tea
   -U-> You
   -Y-> Why
   
   
6. In 24 Hours Average Human:
   HEART beats 1,03,689 times.
   BLOOD flows 16,80,000 miles.
   HAIR grows 0.01715 inches
   Breathe 438 cubic feet AIR.
   Produce 1.43 pints SWEAT.
   During SLEEP move 25.4 times
   Speak 4,800 WORDS.
   

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26 year old Amanda Brisendine was 9 months pregnant when she gave birth to a healthy baby boy via c-section on Sunday.

The only difference between Amanda and other expecting mothers is that Amanda had absolutely no clue that she was pregnant until doctors told her 36 hours before she gave birth.She was admitted to the hospital for stomach pain but that turned out be labour pain.

Amanda already has a 14 month old daughter, but she says this pregnancy provided none of the standard symptoms. "I had normal periods, no morning sickness. I was working right up until Thursday."

Amanda never felt the baby kick and had no cravings. She attributed the 30 pound weight gain to her gramma who cooked some rich food.

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• "COMPETITIVE SALARY" : We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
  
  
• "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" : We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
  
  
• "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" : You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
  
  
• "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" : Some time each night and some time each weekend.
  
  
• "DUTIES WILL VARY" : Anyone in the office can boss you around.
  
  
• "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" : We have no quality control.
  
  
• "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" : You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
  
  
• "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" : You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
  
  
• "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" : You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
  
  
• "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS" : Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
  
  Figure out What you think....
  

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Imagine yourself driving along on a wild stormy night.  You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1.  An old lady who is about to die.

2.  An old friend who once saved your life.

3.  The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car.  This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.  You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life,and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.  However; you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

Answers could vary depending on the personality.  However; there is a perfect answer.Give your answer...

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• The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
  
  
• Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
  
  
• The US national anthem actually has three verses, but everyone just knows the first one.
  
  
• Men can breastfeed babies.
  
  
• Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second. Almost 10 people more live on this Earth now, than before you finished reading this.
  
  
• 9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.This isn't true; Joseph Swan did.
  
  
• If you can see a rainbow you must have your back to the sun.
  
  
• Whales die if their echo system fails.
  
  
• The average person can live 11 days without water.
  
  
• Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."
  
  
• Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
  
  
• Average number of days a German goes without washing his underwear: 7.
  
  
• Pamela Lee-Anderson is Canada's Centennial Baby, being the first baby born on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence.
  
  
• "Naked" means to be unprotected. "Nude" means unclothed.
  

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