Hilarious-Great jokes

Sikh: I saw my wife going to a movie with a strange man
Friend: Why didn't you follow them inside?
SIKH: Oye, no yaar I have already seen that movie

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman
Now who is Ravan???????????????????? ?

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain..
Please tell them your age!!!!!!

Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of success

FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush

Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye

Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta
hai

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
 

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh  apne khilone pahechan lega

In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
SIKH: liquid state

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught
fire?
Sardar JI: Simple, stop imagining

SIKH starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
SIKH: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE

SIKH 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
SIKH : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon

Two SIKHS were walking together
1st SIKH: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain
2nd SIKH: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha.