What Employment Application generally mean.....
- "COMPETITIVE SALARY" : We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
- "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" : We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
- "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" : You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
- "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" : Some time each night and some time each weekend.
- "DUTIES WILL VARY" : Anyone in the office can boss you around.
- "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" : We have no quality control.
- "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" : You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
- "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" : You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
- "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" : You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
- "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS" : Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
Figure out What you think....
Personality Test-Take it
Imagine yourself driving along on a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life,and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However; you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.
Answers could vary depending on the personality. However; there is a perfect answer.Give your answer...
Facts about the world:General Knowledge
- The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
- Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
- The US national anthem actually has three verses, but everyone just knows the first one.
- Men can breastfeed babies.
- Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second. Almost 10 people more live on this Earth now, than before you finished reading this.
- 9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.This isn't true; Joseph Swan did.
- If you can see a rainbow you must have your back to the sun.
- Whales die if their echo system fails.
- The average person can live 11 days without water.
- Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."
- Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
- Average number of days a German goes without washing his underwear: 7.
- Pamela Lee-Anderson is Canada's Centennial Baby, being the first baby born on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence.
- "Naked" means to be unprotected. "Nude" means unclothed.
Tour of Mona Lisa around the World.
Mona Lisa in on week in INDIA

Mona Lisa after one week in U.S.A

Mona Lisa after one week in AFRICA
Funny Matrimonial ADs.
Salesman:
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!
Economist:
I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.
IT Consultant:
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.
Car Dealer:
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.
Banker:
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
Builder:
Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.
Astronaut:
I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!